askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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wibblywobblywitticism:

When in doubt, tea.
When happy, tea.
When cold, tea.
When sad, tea.
When sick, tea.
When no inspiration, tea.
When have to leave bed, tea.
When supposed to be doing homework, tea.
When scheming to take over world, tea.
When summoning minor demon, tea.
When accidentally starting apocalypse, tea.

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chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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vapor-man:

tiddiemeat420:

where do quicksand take you tho 

The sand world

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loveforthe4leggeds:

I love my morning routine (food and fresh water) because I get to be greeted by this adorable face every time!

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pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

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wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

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